# Kale salad. My personal recipe for kale salad, which I hope to pass down through the generations.  ## Ingredients 5-6 cups fresh kale, finely chopped 1 tbsp olive oil 1 clove garlic, chopped 2 tablespoons butter, melted ## Instructions Warm a saucepan on low until evenly heated Add olive oil and garlic, let simmer for 2-3 minutes Add kale and stir immediately Heat for 3 minutes, stirring gently throughout Remove, let cool, and then throw away. This is kale, people. Go get a hotdog at Costco or something. ∎