# Airplane fight club.  "Enough!" said the woman at the podium emblazoned with the crest of the FAA. "There are too many citizens creating ruckus in the aisles of our aircraft!” And so, the mandate was mandated henceforth and evermore that there must be designated fighting zones in every plane (10 rows or more, domestic only) with boxing gloves a bouncy floor a rope around and a large copper bell. ∎