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Airplane fight club.

A flight attendant standing in the aisle of a relatively full airplane

"Enough!"
said the woman at the podium
emblazoned with the crest
of the FAA.

"There are too many
citizens creating ruckus
in the aisles
of our aircraft!"

And so,
the mandate was mandated
henceforth and evermore
that there must be

designated fighting zones
in every plane
(10 rows or more,
domestic only)

with boxing gloves
a bouncy floor
a rope around
and a large copper bell.

 

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