Hello.

I am Neeko.

I am a Bichon FrisÃ(c).

I’ve come to lick you.

Lick, lick.

May I chew on

one of your handheld

electronic devices?

Please?

They smell like you.

What’s that?

No?

Oh.  I’m sorry.

But it smelled just like you.

And it was tasty.